CONTROVERSIAL REFLECTIONS

If a big mouth were a sign of intelligence, courage, and initiative, every other Armenian would be another Napoleon, and probably he is in his own mind.
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Sometimes I am described as controversial. If I am, it is only with the naïve, the uninformed, the ignorant, and the unaware.
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According to some psychologists, the compulsion to speak the truth is neurotic. By contrast, the compulsion to lie is a survival tactic and as such in no need of psychiatric treatment.
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I realized I was growing old when old men treated me as if I were one of them.
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After I die I will be remembered by those I have insulted. This may not be an ideal form of immortality but, as the saying goes, beggars can't be choosers.
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If you think I repeat myself, you can reduce the repetitions by 50% if you read me every other day, and 100% if you quit reading me.
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Yanks have talking heads. We have snarling snouts, and if some readers are right, I am one of them.
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We tend to forget that our propaganda has as much effect on them as theirs on us.
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Woody Allen: “I can't listen to too much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland.”